Okay Wisconsin. Can’t think up anything innovative about your own state, so you try to steal a part of Michigan’s identity (see weblink to USA Today). At best your state resembles a fist with the pinky finger sticking out, but it hardly resembles a mitten like Michigan’s Lower Peninsula. You folks must be overdosing on Packermania. Stick to Cheeseheads and stay out of our territory. Here’s a few alternatives to consider:
- “Wisconsin: We’re kind of cheesy”
- “We con and sin”
- “Wisconsin: We only lack imagination”
- “We’re gonna badger (annoy) you”
- “Red and white, isn’t that Alabama, Nebraska, or Indiana?”
- “Don’t be downwind of our cows!”
- “Wisconsin: Where labor rights are abused”
- “Wisconsin: We wish we were Michigan “
- “The home of closet Viking fans”
- “Wisconsin: Chicago’s other playground”
- “Hey…who cut the cheese, it stinks around here?”