Si chihuahuas gobernó el planeta (If chihuahua’s ruled the planet)

• Random yapping would replace chatting or talking.
  

  Source: dogsindepth.com

• “Aye chihuahua” would replace “hello, “hi,”” or “hola” as the official greeting.
• Snorting and sniffling would become socially acceptable – who needs tissues?
• Chihuahua, Mexico would be decreed as world capital.
• Taco Bell would use a chihuahua in all their commercials – oh wait, they already did that.
• Then..Taco Bell would be the world’s only official food provider.
• There would no longer be an energy shortage once we figure out how to bottle their perpetual motion.
• Both sock and toy tug-o-war would become an Olympic events and would be required in all physical education classes.
• Large dogs must bow and/or curtsy to all chihauhuas, while small dogs must salute. Disobedience will not be tolerated!
• Cinco de Mayo would be a worldwide holiday.
• All immigrants would be treated with respect (a welcome change).
• No item of furniture worth sitting and sleeping on would be allowed to be taller than the jumping ability of a chihuahua.
• Winter would be outlawed.
• Hairless would become a status symbol.
• Bulging eyes are decreed a sign of elegance, beauty, and genius.
• Montezuma’s revengewill be inflicted on all naysayer’s and nonconformist’s without mercy.
  

  Source: en.wikipedia.org