If Yogi Bear named national parks

Source: last.fm

Source: last.fm

Given his home in Jellystone Park (Yellowstone), I thought it might be fun to give new names to national parks that Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo would prefer given their taste for “pic-a-nic” baskets.

Source: en.wikipedia.org

Source: en.wikipedia.org

Remember, he’s smarter than the average bear. Here’s the list:

  • Archway Cookies National Park – Arches National Park, Utah
  • A River of Raisins National Battlefield – River Raisin National Battlefield
  • Baked Cod National Seashore – Cape Cod National Seashore, Massachusetts
  • Bisque and Sugar Cane National Park – Biscayne National Park, Florida
  • Channel Catfish National Park – Channel Islands National Park, California
  • Chipped Beef National Park – Capitol Reef National Park, Utah
  • Feeding Bears Dunes National Lakeshore – Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore
  • Everglutton National Park – Everglades National Park, Florida
  • Grand Eaten National Park – Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming
  • Great Sandwiches National Park – Great Sand Dunes National Park, Colorado
  • Great Smoked Salmons National Park – Great Smoky Mountains National Park
  • Hot Onion Rings National Park – Hot Springs National Park, Arkansas
  • Painted Dessert National Park – Painted Desert National Park, Arizona
  • Potater Lake National Park – Crater Lake National Park, Oregon
  • Olympic Portions National Park – Olympic National Park, Washington
  • Taters on the Moon National Park – Craters of the Moon National Park, Idaho
  • Valley Gorge National Park – Valley Forge National Park, Pennsylvania
  • Pinto Beanie National Park – Point Pelee National Park, Ontario
  • Cheddar Velvetta National Park – Teddy Roosevelt National Park, North Dakota
  • Omlette National Battlefield – Chalmette National Battlefield, Louisiana
  • Peapod National Battlefield – Pea Ridge National Battlefield, Arkansas
  • Scott’s Muffin National Monument – Scottsbluff National Monument, Nebraska
  • Harpers Dairy National Park – Harpers Ferry National Park, West Virginia
  • Tacos National Historic Park – Pecos National Historic Park, Texas
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