Your community is a ghost town when…

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The fifth of these satirical postings –  you know your community is a ghost town when…

• Nobody is reading this.
• “Thing” waves hello as you arrive and goodbye as you depart.
  

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• No one leaves town, they only depart.
• No one, including you, lives there anymore.
• Ghost and Monsters, Inc. are the only movies that have ever played at the local theater and drive-in.
• The Ghost and Mrs. Muir was the favorite television show.
• The Ghostbusters are public enemy number one!
• Tumbleweeds have traffic jams instead of cars.
• The only horses raised in the area are nightmares.
• Casper or Herman Munster are the mayor.
• Halloween is every day and no one ever has any treats.
• You hobnob with goblins.
• Even the bypass is devoid of traffic.
• There is no such thing as economic development.
• There are more bodies in the cemetery than in town.
• Ghost Town Lullabies (great record) is the only record played on the radio.
• The community mascot is the grim reaper.
• Morticia is the town gardener.
• Free boots are available at Boot Hill.
• Every time the wind blows…shutters throughout town slam shut…and then reopen.
• Your community actually sits on a table surrounding by Gomez Addams’ train set.
  

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• There is no present or future there.
• Tombstone is the only pizza available within 100 miles.
  

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