Your community is a one-horse town when…

• Mister Ed speaks on behalf of everyone.
• The primary street is called “Mane Street,” not “Main Street.”
• Silver is everyone’s favorite mineral and color. (think about it people – “with a hearty hi-ho Silver and away!”)
• All motor vehicles are limited to one-horsepower.
• There is a manure system as well as a sewer system.
• Pony kegs are the beer drinking vessel of choice.
• Everyone talks in a “hoarse” voice.
• Everyone with long hair wears a pony tail.
• Each triple crown race is a national holiday.
• Two horses would be a crowd.
• The economy is very “stable.”
• Saddle sores are commonplace.
• Trouble makers like to “stirrup” trouble.
• Everyone are fans of the Indy Colts or the Denver Broncos.
  

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• Police use “corralled control.”
• Oats and rye are the main staples at the grocery store.
• Swatting flies with one’s tail is a favorite pastime.
• There is just one horse fly for the one horse.
• Band of Horses are the most popular musicians.
• Playing horseshoes is the favorite spectator sport.
• Horsing around is required!