Your community is a retirement haven when…

A little more satirical fun.  Your community is a retirement haven when…

• Gray hair is considered way cool.
• Golf courses exceed parks.
• Prune juice is the best-selling soft drink.
• It’s retail economy depends on the sale of Depends.
  

  Source: ingunowners.com

• Everyone has heard of (and uses) Geritol.
• Incontinence is NOT a geographic term.
• “Old folks home” and “home for the aged” are banned terms in the zoning code.
• Municipal bonds are more popular than James Bond.
• To be a “senior” in high school or college takes on a whole new meaning.
• The world shuffleboard championships are held there.
  

  Source: shuffleboard.qc.ca

• Bike lanes are replaced by scooter lanes.
• The Scooter Store has a brick and mortar location there.
• Scooter drag races are a favorite sport.
• Orthotics are the only shoes available for sale.
• Movie theaters come equipped with hearing aids.
• Sadly, the obituary section is the largest part of the newspaper.
• Designer canes are an important fashion statement.
• Happy hour is from 3-4 pm with dinner promptly at 4:30 pm.
• Golf carts are driven on the streets and sidewalks.
• B-I-N-G-O is its name-O!
• Children are not to be seen or heard.
• Wrinkles are more common than zits.
• Age is simply a state of mind.