Candidate cities for orange clown’s future lie-brary


Here’s a list of candidate cities for the new president’s future lie-brary or alternate fact-ory. Given that he doesn’t like to read, one assumes it will be filled with decrees, rants, tweet-storms, and love letters between him and Vladimir Putin. Should be plenty of empty storefronts at the end of his reign to get a good deal on a location in any of these towns.

Suggested additions are welcome. Enjoy the list!

  • Adolph, WV
  • Boca Raton (Rat’s Mouth), FL
  • Bozoo, WV
  • Braggadosio, MO
  • Bragg City, MO
  • Czar, WV
  • Donaldsonville, LA
  • Embarras, MN
  • Empire City, OK
  • Fort Bragg, NC
  • Gentry, MO
  • Hell, MI
  • Imperial, CA or WV
  • Kingdom City, MO
  • Kingsland. GA
  • Lyman, IA
  • Moody, AL or TX
  • Moscow, ID, KY, MI, or MS
  • New Whiteland, IN
  • Novice, TX
  • Orange City, IA
  • Richland, WA
  • Rodentown, AL
  • Royalty, TX
  • Selfville, AL
  • Truth or Consequences, NM
  • Wall, SD
  • Whiteland, IN
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