Cities/towns with rude and crude names – NSFW

Below is a list of just some of the rudest, crudest, and socially unacceptable town names around the world, particularly when they are pronounced in English or translated. It’s hard to believe that these are just the tip of the iceberg.

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Anus, France

Assloss, Scotland, UK

Bachelors Bump, England, UK

Bangkok, Thailand

Bastardo, Italy

Bastardstown, Ireland

Bitchfield, England, UK

Booger Hole, WV, USA

Bra, Italy

Brest, France

Brokenwind, Scotland, UK

Brown Willy, England, UK

Bumpass, VA, USA

Climax, MI, USA – plus there are 13 other towns named Climax in the USA

Climax, SK, Canada

Cockermouth, England, UK

Cock Hill, Ireland

Cocks, England, UK

Condom, France

Crapstone, England, UK – I’ve heard of kidney stones, but these must be awful

Dicktown, NY, USA – would not be a ghost town if Prozac had been invented sooner

Dildo, NL, Canada

El Pito, Spain – look up the slang translation

Erect, NC, USA

Fingringhoe, England, UK

Fucking, Austria

Fuchu, Japan

Hooker, OK, USA

Horetown, Ireland

Humptulips, WA, USA – this should be outlawed!

Intercourse, PA, USA

Kilcock, Ireland

Kissing, Germany

Mesick, MI, USA – no, me not sick. It’s pronounced like Mezick.

Middelfart, Denmark – one must assume that there’s also an Upper and Lowerfart

Morón, Argentina, Cuba, and Venezuela

Moron, Haiti

Mörön, Mongolia

Netherthong, England, UK

Nobber, Ireland

Pee Pee Township, OH, USA

Poo, India

Poop, Mexico

Sausage Gully, Victoria, Australia

Sexi District, Peru

Shag Harbor, NS, Canada

Shitterton, England, UK

Stranagalwilly, Northern Ireland, UK

Sweet Lips, TN, USA

Titty Hill, England, UK

Upperthong, England UK

Urin, SK, Canada

Villapene, Spain – yes it does translate to what you think it does

Wetwang, England, UK

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1 Response to Cities/towns with rude and crude names – NSFW

  1. Dan Tilque says:

    There’s other rude names out there, of course.

    Twatt — two places with this name; one in the Shetlands and one in the Orkneys
    Sheshatshit — a place in Labrador near Goose Bay. Looks bad in English, but native pronunciation is something like “sheshajeet”.
    Three Cocks, Wales

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