If pigs ruled the world…

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A little fun, satire, and sarcasm on a cold, winter Thursday. Enjoy!

If pigs ruled the world…

• …they would go “hog wild” in celebration.
• …every government and privately funded project would be a “pork project.”
• …there would be no cities, towns, or villages…only “HAMlets.”
• …mud wrestling would be an Olympic sport.
• …Miss Piggy would be Queen.

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• …bacon, ham, and other pork food products would be banned.
• …the global school would be named “HOGwarts.”
• …Kevin Bacon would be their human spokesperson.

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• …they would be allowed to fly whenever and wherever they want.

• …beer bellies would be replaced by pork bellies.
• …they would wallow in the afterglow of global leadership.
• …all grocery shopping must be done at Piggly Wiggly stores.
• …riding a H-O-G would be required for all motorcyclists.
• …Piglet and Porky Pig would be superheroes.

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• …the 1981 movie, Porky’s, would be considered a classic.
• …javelina and peccary would insist on being classified as pigs.
• …the NFL would be banned from using the term pigskin for American footballs.
• …every conversation, presentation, and form of media entertainment, including this, would be required to conclude with:
  

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