If Gus and Ellie ruled the Earth


  • Breakfast would always be served prior to 6:00 am.
  • Eating from each other’s bowls would be mandatory.
  • Flipping water bowls would be a new Olympic sport.
  • They’re paws, not hands!
  • All humans would be able to speak and read cat.
  • All cats must be worshipped.
  • Clawing furniture would be allowed by right.
  • Christmas would mean visits by Santa Claws.
  • Humans may be seen but not heard.
  • Cat naps are mandatory.
  • Teasing us with long stringy things is forbidden.
  • 24/7 access to all household pet fish must be provided.
  • All basements must be converted to a litter box.
  • We get to ride in the front seat!
  • Cat woman shall always defeat Batman and Robin.
  • Mice must always be served under glass before 9:00 pm.
  • Touching our paws is forbidden!
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