Source: ltjj.org
Late March/early April here in the States seemed like the perfect time of the year for this satirical post. Enjoy!
- There are nonstop flights to Switzerland, Grand Cayman, Luxembourg, and Monaco, but no place else.
- More Wall Street brokerage firms have offices there than on Wall Street itself.
- Gordon Gekko is mayor.
- There are statues honoring Ebenezer Scrooge and Jacob Marley.
- Streets are paved with gold and silver bullion.
- There is no need for accountants or tax lawyers.
- 1040 is just a number.
- Gangsters are replaced by banksters.
- The whole darn place is duty-free.
- There are more private jets and yachts per capita than anywhere else in the world.
- Monopoly is the favorite board game.
- Polo is more than a brand name.
- Money bags exceed grocery bags.
- The power plant is fueled with cash for there really is “money to burn.”
- Pinkerton, Brinks, and Garda sell armored cars for personal use.
- The high school team’s logo is the $.
- Nobody ever needs deductions.
- All cats are fat.
- Money really does grow on trees.
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